Beth dies, but God’s pissed off, “No no no, that wasn’t supposed to fucking happen.” and when Beth Greene shows up at the pearly gates, God stops her from entering with her daddy and Herschel is all, “Bethy, you weren’t supposed to die. You were supposed to go on, continue to be the hope of the group, marry the man who you love, who loves you-“

God fake coughs, “Bethyl4ever.”

"You were supposed to be a mother, a grandmother, and then die peacefully."

And Beth is all, “Well, I’m dead. It’s not like you can send me back.”

And God just gets this slow smirk on her face, because God is a woman and hates that Beth was only used for Daryl’s man pain because, you know, that’s all females are to them apparently and God doesn’t play that.

So, God tells Beth, “Weeeellll, I can’t really send you back, but I can send you somewhere else.”

BAM.

Beth wakes up in Boston where she goes to school. One night, she goes to a bar with her friends and meets a man who looks familiar, but she can never remember how. He introduces himself as Murphy, they fall deeply in love, get married, have beautiful babies AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER FUCK YOU WALKING DEAD WRITERS.